Keto and Burrito

Have you ever drank a Keto Shake? The high-protein, low-carb concoction tastes like a left-over Orange Julius drink from 1985. But it's good for you and gives you the feeling like you are doing your body good (wait, wasn't that milk?). My sister palmed off a can of the powdered orange creme Keto on me after she gagged a few times. Just add water. Truth be told, I enjoy drinking it. It's my masochistic side coming out to play. Won't you join me? I won't even go into my frozen burrito escapades. Julia Child would turn over in her grave, I'm sure.